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Dog-gone Amazing

A man was out driving, when he came across a flock of sheep. He got out of his car, and walked over to the shepherd tending the sheep. He asked,

“Are you a betting man?”

“Why do you ask?”, said the shepherd.

“I’ll bet you $20, to one of your sheep, that I can guess the size of your flock.”, he said.

“You’re on”, said the shepherd, “How many sheep have I got?”

“367″, came the answer.

“That’s amazing,” exclaimed the shepherd, “You’re absolutely right! go and pick yourself a sheep.”

Having claimed his prize, the man was walking away, when the shepherd called out to him.

“How about another bet- double or nothing.”, he challenged.

“What’s the bet?”, said the man.

“I’ll bet you that I can tell your occupation, and who you work for.”

“That’s a bet.” said the man. “What do I do?”

“You’re a marketing consultant, and you work for the government.”, said the shepherd.

“That’s amazing,” said the man. “How did you figure that out?”

The shepherd smiled. “Put down my dog, and I’ll tell you.”

Informed Choice

When a young marketer met his untimely end, he was informed that he had a choice about where he would spend his eternity: Heaven or Hell. He was allowed to visit both places, and then make his decision afterwards.

“I’ll see Heaven first,” said the salesman, and an angel led him through the gates on a private tour. Inside it was very peaceful and serene, and all the people there were playing harps and eating grapes. It looked very nice, but the salesman was not about to make a decision that could very well condemn him to so sedate an eternity.

“Can I see Hell now?” he asked. The angel pointed him to the elevator, and he went down to the Basement where he was greeted by one of Satan’s loyal followers. For the next half hour, the salesman was led through a tour of what appeared to be the best night clubs he’d ever seen. People were partying loudly, and having a, if you’ll pardon the expression, Hell of a time.

When the tour ended, he was sent back up where the angel asked him if he had reached a final decision.

“Yes, I have,” he replied. “As great as Heaven looks and all, I have to admit that Hell was more of my kind of place. I’ve decided to spend my eternity down there.”

The salesman was sent to hell, where he was immediately thrown into a cave and was chained to a wall, and he was subjected to various tortures. “When I came down here for the tour,” he yelled with anger and pain, “I was shown a whole bunch of bars and parties and other great stuff! What happened?!”

The devil replied, “Oh, that! That was just the Marketing Presentation”

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*Source: eszes.net